There are a few reasons why I don't want to do this. One, I kinda don't like Wuthering Heights. Sorry. I mean even just typing it on this blog, the stupid red line keeps appearing under it. I don't know how to use spell-check on this site either, so I can't tell it to ignore all. All I can do is add to dictionary. That stinks. But the main reason I don't like the book, is that it's slow. The syntax is hard to understand and most of the time I find myself not knowing what's going on. I mean, I guess I get the gist of it, Heathcliff likes Catherine but she marries Edgar and Edgar's sister likes Heathcliff, but Heathcliff ain't down with that, but goes through with it anyway. Then they have kids and more events transpire. Why does this book have two Catherines? Is it trying to be infuriating?The second reason I don't want to do this comparison is that there is nothing in Pokemon that I can relate to Wuthering Heights. Okay, there may be one thing in the 800+ episodes that have aired on TV, but guess what, and I know this comes as a real shock to some people:
I haven't watched all the episodes of Pokemon.
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| I don't know who this is. |
So there is only one way that I feel I can actually compare Pokemon to Wuthering Heights and that way is this:
IMAGINATION.
Anyway, onward to the story.
Ash was walking along route ??? when all of a sudden, a sudden thunderstorm came up.
"Ugh" He said. "I got to find a Pokemon shelter!"
But there was no Pokemon Center nearby. All there was in the route ??? was a couple of creepy looking houses that were built 5000000000000000 years ago and somehow had people living in them. Ash came up to one of the houses and knocked.
"Hey can I find some shelter here?"
Heathcliff...I mean Brock opened the door and squinted at him. Ash immediately liked Brock because he felt they somehow had the same views of the world, despite him only meeting him a few seconds ago and he quickly leaned in and started to make out-
Wait, what the heck am I doing? That never happened....uh...time skip?
"Tell me the story" Ash insisted, having nothing else to do because one of the mansion's Houndour bit his leg off a few seconds ago.
"Whatever." Nurse Joy said. "I am going to tell you a story in first-person point of view for the next hundred chapters so that the readers will get confused a bit. Then I will randomly cut off and time skip at some points to further confuse the readers."
"Fine with me," Ash replied.
"Yes, well I was a servant here at this mansion for many years and stuff." Nurse Joy started, deciding it was okay to tell her life story to a random stranger. "This mansion by the way, is called Aqua Heights. The mansion over there is called Magma Grange. Those are the creative names that Art came up with (Oh, you.) And they each have one family living in them, and no other residents for miles. Anyway, Brock was adopted by the owner of Aqua Heights, Archie. Archie had two children. One of them was Misty, who fell in love with Brock. The other was Bob Saget. He hated Brock's guts."
"Wow, what happened next?" Ash inquired.
"Shut up. You don't talk that much for like twenty more chapters" Nurse Joy informed him. "Anyway, Misty and Brock were the best of friend and had many adventurous exploits in their own yard. One day they decided to go over to Magma Grange to laugh at the people there or something. Only problem was, the people in Magma Grange were much more sophisticated then the people here at Aqua Heights, so they got jealous. There were two Magma Grange children. One was the son Ritchie. And the daughter was Kim Kardashian. The Aqua kids got so mad that the Magma children were fighting over a Poocheyana, they wanted to hurt them in some way. Then Misty got her leg bit by the Poocheyana. That caused the good folks over at Magma to have to take care of her while Brock went back to tell me.
All of a sudden time skip, because nothing else important happens during those years. So here's the thing, Brock and Misty love each other, and are destined to be with each other. But Misty realizes that it's a lot of fun to be rich like the Magmas, so she decides that even though she loves Brock, she'll marry Ritchie, because he's rich. (See what I did there?) Brock gets mad and leaves the place. Then he comes back and Misty is happy to see him. Ritchie isn't happy that Misty is happy to see him. Brock and Ritchie get into a fight. Misty starts to go a little loopy and starves herself because that;s how you solve any issue. During this time, Bob Saget marries someone who dies and gets his anger on and neglects his son, Harry Potter. Heathcliff does some deep plotting and decides to marry Kim Kardashinan, who loves him, because she is part of the Lintons and Brock can get some money of her. Brock abuses Kim Kardashian. Misty and Richie have a daughter named young Misty. Not to be outdone, Brock and Kim Kardashian have a son named Geodude. But then a bunch of things happen and during this time a lot of people die. Geodude has become very sickly, so young Misty tries to nurses him to health, although it really doesn't help all too much. Brock notices if he can get Geodude to marry Ritchie's daughter he will get very rich. So he kind of forces the marriage between Young Misty and Geodude to happen. Brock then tells Geodude that Young Misty is using him for his money. Geodude now hates young Misty. Ritchie dies and now Brock has all the money, because the lawyer that Ritchie hired ignored his desires to keep the money away from Geodude. And that's pretty much Wuthering Heights in a nutshell." Nurse Joy finished.
"What's Wuthering Heights?" Ash asked confused.
"I don't know," Nurse Joy answered. "Do you want to make out?"
Ash shrugged and leaned in...
AHEM
So, yeah that's pretty much what I got from the story. I'd say I'm good to go.
Let's not take any more reading comprehension quizzes in class again.
Ever.
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